The Dreadful Undeadlium, commonly known
as a zombie plant is an extremely rare plant. 
It is a remarkably easy plant to grow and honestly has very few
requirements to survive.  It can be
placed in full sun or shade.  It will
even survive in complete darkness – although it may growl if it gets restless.
(Warning: this growling sound can be very unsettling.)  If you do not have a green thumb, this is the
plant for you.  It is nearly impossible
to kill this plant. (Although over pruning – especially the flowering head will
cause the plant to die.)  DO NOT
PRUNE!  This plant requires no water or
plant food, but it is always hungry and may take a bite out of you if you get
too close.  CAUTION: The Dreadful
Undeadlium is poisonous – one bite will prove to be fatal.  
WARNING: 
KEEP PLANTS AND YOUNG OFFSHOOTS AWAY FROM CHILDREN AND PETS.
ENJOY WITH CAUTION
